Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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