Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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