Rock
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Fuck
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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