i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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