My pussy is not your playground.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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