Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My liver just broke up with me...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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