if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
dude. I can hear the air.
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