I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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