Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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