I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.