k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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