Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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