If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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