So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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