Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I can't turn off my feet"
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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