I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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