We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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