he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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