Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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