i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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