well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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