I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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