Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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