That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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