i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
