Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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