It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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