I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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