what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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