Dual....:-)
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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