Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm like, not good at living.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
