Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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