I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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