Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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