So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
one might say we're banned from that church
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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