So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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