Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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