Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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