I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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