He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
third nipple confirmed
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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