you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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