that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Shame - the story of my life.
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