how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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