Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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