Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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