They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
COCAINE IS GR8
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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