Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
