just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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