On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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