she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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