***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Randomize
