halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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