your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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