Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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