As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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